My Sweet Audrina

I first spotted her in a backdated copy of a magazine I style for. I don’t believe in love at first sight between two persons, but the said love blossomed between Audrina and me. Irregular Choice was where she came from. Alas I was a little too late, for obviously everyone else fell in love with her too. Since then, I searched for her high and low on Ebay almost everyday, but till today, fate has not brought us any closer together. Woe is me, for I can only long to touch her beautiful skin in my dreams.

Alright, cliches aside, this awesome Audrina may be kinda loud, but boy these shoes will make anyone look at you from toe to head, just the kind that adds a helluva zing to any plain dress. I pictured myself with frizzy, windblown hair and a flowy empire-line dress, sporting these shoes down Orchard Road and I know I can conquer the world right there and then. So if someone has this pair, size 5, in almost brand new condition, please get in touch with me. The keyword here is ‘please’.